krudman:

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying holiday?

krudman:

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying holiday?

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roadjcat:

Kanji being adorable

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felchingqueen:

DANNY DEVITO I LOVE YOUR WORK

felchingqueen:

DANNY DEVITO I LOVE YOUR WORK

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thatpeculiarkid:

This should not that funny. But it is.

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helioscentrifuge:

heartsnbruises:

tifannilly:

spooky-sheep:

vyco:

queenannika:


68 year old gardener Peter Glazebrook produces onion weighing 18lb and smashes the world record previously set by himself. 

i am so happy 4 him look how happy he looks

a man and his onion 

he’s gazing at it so tenderly

my son……..

MY SONION

helioscentrifuge:

heartsnbruises:

tifannilly:

spooky-sheep:

vyco:

queenannika:

68 year old gardener Peter Glazebrook produces onion weighing 18lb and smashes the world record previously set by himself. 

i am so happy 4 him look how happy he looks

a man and his onion 

he’s gazing at it so tenderly

my son……..

MY SONION

(via sussexbees)

richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time

(via turntechgoddamnit)

skeletonhaver:

nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not

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