So on Sunday I added a new badge to my Magic Night hat…

So on Sunday I added a new badge to my Magic Night hat…

Kenny Succumbs to Boat Madness

  • Clem: [In-game] Luke will help us.
  • The Boatmaster: [In-game] When, after that crazy fuck's killed us all?!
  • Pat: Hopefully you!
  • Matt: Oh my God...
  • Pat: You didn't change at all!
  • Matt: Yeah... It's like, you're not talking about the boat but...
  • Pat: He might as well be... I can see the boat in your eyes!
  • Matt: Just a gleam behind his eyes.
  • Pat: The gleam of madness is boat-shaped!
  • Matt: BOAT FEVER.

black-belt-in-origami:

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

this is art

(via sussexbees)

lesbian-killjoy:

joh-lunatics:

sieistwunderschon:

Being a dad the right way

This is too fucking cute.

Where is this from, please?

DOES THE COVER OF THAT BOOK SAY “DEATH METAL NOTE” JFC 

(via aredcorsair)

mage-of-space:

I love these people

(via thebestfriendszaibatsu)

pokemonmasterkimba:

The first episode of friends aired 20 years ago today on September 22th, 1994

It’s like all of my life everybody has always told me “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!” And then today I just stopped and I said “What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? You know? Or a hat?” 

this gives me feels. A lot of Friends is so deeply ingrained in my brain because I’ve been watching it since I was 4 years old with my household. I obviously didn’t understand a lot of it, but as I grew older I began to appreciate it more and more and I cried the day the final episode premiered. I love this show.

Is no one gonna talk about 22th?

asker

kallixti asked: @Maro's Autocorrect: What are the names of the 5 Khans of Tarkir and their clans?

markrosewater:

Annan
Jesses
Sultan
Marsupials
Tenure
: )

slimedeath:

girijasu:

slimedeath:

demiflower:

being a cishet looks boring why do people do that

Idk maybe bc sexuality/gender isnt based on how cool or interesting an individual wants to look

yeah but why be boring when u can be awesome and not cishet

yeah but why treat lgbt+ identities like some trendy fashion accessory that ppl can just slap on to look cool when u could not act like a complete idiot

(via modestdemidov)

asker

sliversalive asked: I had a great time at the Khans mudnight pre-release, but I still lost to Storm Crow and it wasn't even in the set! Please let Development know I'm unhappy that they made such an overpowered card...

markrosewater:

Many a prerelease falls under the shadow of the mighty crow.